Loving the Life of Leisure

There’s something quite discombobulating about the holidays when you’re a teacher, isn’t there? A strange degree of calm or a lack of noise. There’s no one there shouting, “Miss! Miss! Miss!” or “Sir! Sir! Sir!” as many times as possible within three minutes because, heavens to Betsy, you’re actually helping someone else or even DOING […]

Naughty but Nice…

I don’t know about you but my favourite classes are often those with an overabundance of personality. The naughty but nice… Like Jelly Babies! The ones where, years later, you’ll bump into them in town with their small children in tow and they’ll jump to greet you before swiftly apologising for all the hassle they […]

Precious Cargo

Teaching does have its down days though, doesn’t it. Those days when you’ve planned the best lesson you can and 10×9 still manage to derail it. I’m no stranger to this. I still vividly remember J. rolling sideways along the desk growling in a deep, rich, gravelly roar (having just thrown his book across the room). Mercifully this […]